The Mistakes of Robert Ingersoll |
[Reprinted from Land and Freedom,
January-February 1931]
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In that unsettled period after the Civil War, Robert G. Ingersoll,
orator and agnostic, did as much as any other to mould and direct the
political opinion of the Nation. He met the argument, then often
urged, that slave labor would bring down the wages of free labor by
saying, "If I belong to a superior race, I will not fear the
competition of an inferior race."
Is there any principle or proposition less in need of elaboration
less open to dispute? What, indeed, is the use of being intelligent or
superior if you can't compete with the inferior? What is the test or
proof of superiority? Without doubt, the swimmer who comes ashore
after the race is won, the skipper who is defeated by a coat of paint,
the jockey who is beaten by a nose, would urge in vain the claim of
superiority.
And if it be true that the superior, the intelligent and the skillful
can compete without fear with the inferior, the ignorant and the
unskillful, we have completely refuted, have we not, the propaganda of
the protectionist? For have they not always claimed that a protective
tariff was necessary because intelligent American labor could not
compete with the unintelligent pauper labor of Europe?
Yet, strange as it may seem, Ingersoll was always a protectionist. He
must, therefore, have believed that there was some peculiar ingredient
in foreign inferiority that differentiated it from American
inferiority and placed the foreign brand in such a favorable position
that it could enter into competition with the superior labor of
America and excel it by producing the same goods at lower cost or
better goods at the same cost.
Inferiority, you see, was not to be feared unless it was foreign
inferiority; the home brand could be grappled with successfully by the
superior class in the country.
If the South, for instance, had won the war that slavery caused, the
principle so clearly and concisely stated by Ingersoll, instead of
operating as it now does throughout the territorial limits of the
Nation, would have been confined within the boundaries of the North
and South respectively.
I would rather believe such a conclusion to be a mistake of
Ingrsoll's rather than to think that a principle so fundamental would
change its hue, chameleon-like, on the result of a war or on the
crossing of an artificial boundary line.
Again, in what he called a "Lay Sermon" delivered in New
York in 1886, Ingersoll expressed opinions that should lead one
inevitably to the acceptance of the philosophy of the Single Tax, and
yet he was unwilling to acknowledge any such doctrine. Here is what he
said: "There is something wrong in a government where they who do
the most have the least. There is something wrong when honesty wears a
rag and rascality a robe."
Then he puts his finger squarely on the [tnsmble]: "No man
should be allowed to own any land that he does not use. Everybody
knows that I do not care whether he has thousands or millions. I have
owned a great deal of land but I know just as well as I know I am
living that I should not be allowed to have it unless I use it."
Continuing, he says: "Now, the land belongs to the children of
Nature. Nature invites into this world every babe that is born. And
what would you think of me, for instance, tonight, if I had invited
you here nobody had charged you anything, but you had been invited and
when you got here you had found one man pretending to occupy a hundred
seats, another fifty, and another seventy-five, and thereupon you were
compelled to stand what would you think of the invitation? It seems to
me that every child of Nature is entitled to his share of the land,
and that he should not be compelled to beg the privilege to work the
soil of a babe that happened to be born before him. And why do I say
this? Because it is not to our interest to have a few landlords and
millions of tenants."
Splendid. No one can find fault with that. If words mean anything,
Ingersoll's doctrine was and it's my doctrine, too that a child born
into the world must not be at a disadvantage so far as the land is
concerned because others were born before it; that the earth the
store- house of all wealth is the provision that Nature made for all
just as the manna that fell from heaven was the provision that Jehovah
made for all the Isrealites when Moses led them on that march of forty
years through the wilderness and out of a certain kind of bondage.
Then, as though he had forgotten the foregoing or was unconscious of
its meaning, Ingersoll proceeds: "I do not want to take, and I
would not take, an inch of land from any human being that belonged to
him. If we ever take it, we must pay for it condemn it and take it do
not rob anybody."
Is it possible to harmonize this last paragraph with what has gone
before? The fact of the matter is Ingersoll has contradicted himself
in succeeding sentences. He takes on this subject both sides of the
question. He affirms and denies. So he must be at least fifty per cent
mistaken.
Either the ones who came early in response to his invitation had a
right to monopolize the seats as they claimed to the disadvantage of
those who came later, or they did not have the right. If they didn't
have the right to more seats than they could use, their claim was
false and it's folly to suggest that they be paid to surrender such a
claim. To pay them is to acknowledge their title.
So, either the land belongs to the children of Nature or it doesn't.
If it doesn't, we should pay the price of the ones who are
monopolizing it if we want to use it. This means that we must humbly
beg the privilege to work the soil of the babes who are holding it on
such terms as they may specify. Their terms become increasingly
oppressive as land is taken up until as now, we are compelled to give
about everything we have for the privilege to work the land that
Nature gave. Under this principle, labor is enslaved and work is
everywhere regarded as a curse; idleness is respectable; those who
toil most get the least; millions, plundered and discouraged, turn to
crime; the President appoints a crime commission to ascertain the
cause of wide-spread disrespect for law, and a civilization such as we
now have is produced the necessary and natural result of such a
theory.
On the other hand, if the land belongs to the children of Nature, as
Ingersoll stated, all have the right to use it on equal terms, and so
long as there is idle land there need be no idle men. There is ever
present the opportunity to work and to obtain the full reward of the
effort exerted. The means of a livelihood being within the reach of
all, want and the fear of want is done away with and man is
economically free. And economic freedom is the basis of all other
forms of freedom.
Ingersoll proved conclusively that his thought on this subject was
ill-considered and merely impromptu when he said that the land
belonged to the children of Nature, but in order to get it they should
pay the price exacted by the land monopolist. This is as though he
were to say it doesn't belong to them at all. To pay the price exacted
is to recognize the soundness of the title of the monopolist. How did
he get the land, anyway? Did he make it? Can he trace his title to the
maker? Of course not. It is quite evident that force and not justice
is the basis of his claim of ownership.
If it is finally determined that the children of Nature are the
rightful owners of the land, as Ingersoll said they were, this change
in the theory of land tenure would be prejudicial to the rights of
none except those holding land unused, hoping to reap the harvest that
belongs to others.
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